sikee! heres my version of my spring break in LA with Andy, Cris, Jonathan, and Matt, im gonna make this as detailed and funny as possible oh heres matts version if u wanna read
http://truelifeofchu.blogspot.com/2009/03/im-back-back-from-from-la-la.htmlDAY 1: F Our Lives
alright so our flight was at 7 am we were all tired as fuck i was left with the solo seat with the window. i was able to get a picture of the city here look
nice right? so we landed on santa ana i have no idea still where the hell that shit is at lol. we waited for jons auntie to pick us up then she brang us to her house so we can drop our bags off. they got this slot machine in their damn house haha so we started playing testing our luck and i stepped up and what do u know i win like 200 credits haha. so we bounced to this one shopping area so we can get something to eat, alllll the places were closed it was like 10 am in the morning haha. we went to uhh rubios and this one mothafucka kept asking how we were doing and if he can help us i just wanted to say stfu to that dude. the only place open was.... subway haha wtf. then jonathan saw a pinkberry and was like "ohhhh a pinkberry!" hahai thought he seen a celebrity at first. oh yeah i seen this one movie theatre haha here look its a picture at night tho
after eating some food jons auntie brang us around Laguna Beach to look at the beaches
nice i know we were just chilling enjoying the scenery. i look behind me and this dude andy misses SF already he was sitting all lonely by the sandbox by the fuckin' sandbox wth is wrong with this dude haha AND he was wearing his damn SF jacket when its hot as fuck lol.
we stayed there for like 1 min hahaha then we left i was like wtf is going on haha. on the car ride to iono where jonathans lil cousin started being a little cry baby wouldnt stop crying probably cuz he's too confused(see matts blog) haha. we stopped by another beach or iono if it was the same beach cuz his auntie had to feed the little cry baby haha.
nice right? not really tho we saw our first crackhead beach bums! haha jon and cris were being crazy mothafuckas and went all the way to the water haha
while me matt n andy chilled by the crackheads lol. i didnt get picture of it but andys dumbass when on some sand mixed with some water like some mud shit and he almost ate the beach water
after that it was like noonish and jonathans uncle hooked us up with hotel room. andys reaction was the funniest. he was like wtfff kinda hotel room haha i guess he expected some super suite type of shit. we were chillin in the room then we get a knock on the door and it was jonathans auntie again she gave us some bad news that we're not getting a rental car. we started being depressed boys. we started coming up with back up plans but they were all horrible. it was sooo bad it was worth a post of fmylife.com haha. so with no car in some place in orange county we were SOL. we didnt have no car and we were hungry as FUCK! we started walking towards some furniture shit and we noticed we went the wrong way fuck our lives man. so we walked back the other way back towards the hotel we seen this luggage thingy haha so we decided to have a little fun
we continued walking and we looked around and we were the only people walking everyone else was either driving or riding a bike. we looked like a bunch of idiots haha. so we go to mcdonalds (my lent got fucked lol) and we buy hella shit cuz we didnt walk no 10 mins to buy some apple pie or something. after we walked back headed back and chilled at hotel til jonathans uncle came to pick us up. this is how bored we were.....
dieing boy andy lol
random picture taking boy jonathan haha
so we got picked up by jonathans uncle and we went to D&B's goood shittt. we played a bunch of games mostly the basketball shootout game cuz we wanted to see who can stroke it more pause hahaha. apparently stroking andy got the most lol. there was this one bowling game where u spin the bowling ball it was funny as hell when cris did it then jonathan did it check the actions pictures haha.
so before we left i had to waste some of my points so i played this one slot machine kinda game where u gotta press the button iono i cant describe it but the jackpot was 777. i got my first 7 and i was alright this is easy. i some how got my 2nd 7 by pure luck i dont even know how i got it. so i had to get another 7 and this was the result....
good shit i dont even know how i got the last 7 it was spinning like crazy haha. i won us a bunch of candy for tonight haha. after that we got some good news from jons uncle that we were gonna get a rental car we were stoked that we didnt have to walk or call a cab haha. andy was still feeling a bit down cuz the hotel tv didnt have component plugs for the Xbox 360 haha. so we went to this SUPER target and when we got there andy got played it was closed already haha. we were like fuck there aint shit to do in the hotel so we went to this supermarket called Ralphs and got us some goose, coronas, and some cards. it was still kinda boring but we were feeling buzzed and i think andy was too buzzed he was imagining the cards moving or some shit haha. then cris was rolling around on the bed like a rolly polly. we seen some dude crying on tv it reminded us of jonathans cousin crying haha. day 1 was coming to a end, the hotel hooked us up with another bed, but somehow i fucking ended up sleeping on this couch chair but i couldnt really sleep iono why hahaha.
Day 2: Universal!
after our up and down first day i woke up with some mothafucka hitting me with a pillow haha. jonathan and cris went to get the rental car and when they came back like a hr and half later we left only to see our red impala.....with bird shit on it already hahaha matt took a picture too lol
and our chauffeur today was jonathan while cris navigated him. the back was where the party was at i couldnt stop laughing back there. this was our damn seating arrangement every damn day these fools didnt wanna switch that shit up i had to sit in the middle all the time.
anyways the drive to universal was fuckin' long as hell. so i started falling alseep and then i felt some weird shit like andy was tryna nudge me to tell me something. i would look at that fool and he would be sleeping and i would be like wtf. it was the creepiest shit ever. so we started talking about it and we came to conclusion that andy fails to sleep so his body reacts and twitchs hahahaha. we even made a phrase just for andy the
Faint That we posted it on urban dictionary too click it lol. but yeah this dude fainted that like a million times. we finally got to universal parked at curious george haha then we hit up the city walk.
we saw this big ass guitar so we had to take a picture haha
we rode a bunch of rides i cant remember all of them. andy again went to show off why hes stroking and won some dolls hahaha. we then went on that famous universal tour heres some vid nothing too special
then we had to go back up the long ass escalator ever
cris was like lets go back down
andy and matt were like hell nah and ignored him
so cris went on his iPhone to find out how long this escalator is gonna take hahaha
then i complained cuz i was thirsty haha
then i fell alseep cuz it was sooo damn long.
after we rode one more ride and then we left but before we left we wanted to see andy eat it so they had this bull riding shit. we all chipped in so we can see andy do so that foo signed his death papers haha im surprised he didnt flake good shit andy.
and heres the video hahah
oh yeah when we left i seen james brown i think thats suppose to be him haha or michael jackson or something on a damn bull i was like wtf random shit again hahaha
lasty we took some pics with the spinning globe and the universal sign. were all in the pic too!
while driving back a bunch of funny shit happened lol. lets see where to start haha andy was fainting in the back like always. the damn GPS took us around the freeway and we were basically driving the streets back to our hotel. we were all hungry as fuck it felt like lance lunds class lol. so we stopped by el pollo loco haha got us some food and headed back to the hotel. the randomist funniest shit happened on our way back, cris was talking on the phone then he lowered the volume of the radio, jonathan wanted to slap da bass so he put the volume back up then cris lowered it again then jonathan slapped da bass again haha it happened so fast it was funny as fuck. then we heard the damn same songs on the radio especially that song by akon and fat joe called "one" fuck its annoying. then live your life played and i asked andy why rihanna says to live your life instead of chasing that paper, but in the song she says shes living her life chasing that paper. i dont get wtf shes tryna say in the song lol. matt said she confused girl and its probably by chris brown went crazy cuz he was getting confused hahaha. random shit ever lol. andy kept singing his neyo-mad song not even knowing the words so he was mumbling. we went back to the hotel ate our el pollo loco, andys dumbass didnt know how to make it and all his salsa was leaking like a mothafucka. cris and jonathan went on the computers so it was me matt n andy in the hotel room iono if we were still sober but more funny shit was happening, andy was all hugging tito(his doll) then he wanted more coronas but he said he wanted more "corollas" haha it was too funny i know there was more funny shit but i cant remember haha.
Day 3: Disneylalaland
we were scheduled to wake up around 9 and leave to go to Disneyland, but no mothafucka woke up i even put my alarm we woke up around 1030 i think. we left the hotel around 12 got some Del Taco and bounced haha. we arrived it was HOT, like hot hot and me jonathan n matt were wearing black eff our lives. sooo we go get our tickets and we find out that we were suppose to get our tickets from some shuttle shit but we didnt take no damn shuttle to disneyland. we call some dude that works with the shuttle he said to wait by the ABC or some shit haha so we can get our tickets. so chill by the California letters take a couple pics....
L is for Los
A for Angeles or...
A is for AYE! wheres the guy with our tickets! lol cris couldnt take a pic with the C cuz there was too many hoggers fuck em. dude came gave us our tickets. first thing we see is some High School Musical shit hahha. we walked around looking for some rides they were packed, i was like wtf how is is packed on a damn Wednesday wtf. we didnt take a lot of pics at disneyland cuz it was wack! i'll just describe everything haha. so we wanted to go on that one ride where u do the loop on mickey mouses head but we lined up for the wrong fucking ride. we were going on this potato head ride, the line was long as hell we finally figured out that we were in the wrong line so we bounced. we were able to ride like 2 rides i think iono i dont remember. we got a bunch of souvenirs then we left cuz we could be spending our time somewhere else in LA. we then hit up this one street which is exactly like Haight like a bunch of clothing stores. i didnt even know LA had a Huf store but yeah we went there Supreme some other stores sorry my memory is a bit rusty. we mainly went here to go to Flight Club before u see the pics let me tell u how it went down all of us were like in heaven every shoe you wanted was in this store too bad the prices were at rape prices. if i had money i would cop every shoe in the store.
we didnt really buy shit cuz our pockets were already empty haha so we headed back to chill with jonathans uncle. matt and andy were both dieing on the ride back. matt was thirsty as hell and andy had to use the bathroom hahaha. traffic slowed us down, but we got back to orange county. jonathans uncle took us out to eat so we went to carrows it was like a dennys type of restaurant. some funny shit happened in the restaurant first we got our food and andy was grabbing everyones fries then he was interrupting the conversation by asking jons uncle if he was gonna drink his drink hahaha random boy andy. also hahaha fuck iono if i should put this in but lol all i gotta say is "he probably play with dildos shit iono" hahaha the story is too long and hard to explain haha. oh yeah and when we were paying the lady asked jonathan if he was a DJ cuz he shirt said DJ AM shes so fucking dumb. she was like DJ Jam hahah wtf shes on crack, she didnt even know who he was fuck her life. we were gonna hit up the go kart racing but it was too late so we were like fuck it get more drinks haha. we got some orange flavored patron then we got the Xbox 360 to work on our last night in LA haha. we started playing games for shots cris, andy, n matt got fucked up hahah. i busted out my magic trick and got these mothafuckas to take more shots haha. the day ended early well not really like 2 am. i put my earphones on and K.O'ed
Day 4: Byeee LA
i woke up and everyone looked pretty fucked up haha matt was really fucked up hahaha. we had to check out the hotel by 12 noon so we packed our shit and left pretty early
this is matt with his new friend tito haha matt was pretty fucked up still from the night before, but the gatorade hooked him up. our plan for the last day was to go go-karting then hit up the mall and then relax before our flight. we went to the K-1 Go-Kart but it was still closed so we went to the mall, we mostly did window shopping haha. look! its hello kitty :) haha jonathan is lucky he wasnt in the pic he was doing a lot of window shopping at this store haha
the mall was dead and wack so we left so we can go go-karting
we went back and it was dead as fuck at K1
their go-karts are fast as fuckk at first it was slow cuz they didnt turn it on but when they turened it on i hit the gas and that shit went zoomin' i was like oh shit on the first turn of the first race i spun out haha fuck that shit is fast. i think on the 2nd race i was doing a turn i tried drifting that shit but iono what happened but i crashed into the barricades hahaha they turned off the go-karts and all i could see was all the workers running towards me lifting the barricades up. lol i got pretty paranoid after that so i drove safe two hands on the wheel. after we were feeling hungry so we went to this one spot that jonathans uncle told us to go it was called Jersey Mikes. their sandwichs are crack to bad it cost like $10 bucks shitttt haha.
after Jersey Mikes we seen this one crazy ass accident some dude fucked his beamer up idiot. we went back to super target andy scammed them real quick then jonathan went to pink berry got his frozen yogurt haha
after we went to jonathans uncles house. andy and jonathan returned the rental car. me cris n matt played some jenga watched some tv. after we shot some hoops watched the Lakers game then we zooooom'd back to SF. so basically that was my spring break trip to LA even tho we spent a whole bunch of cash maney i think it was worth it i would do it all over again. this entry took long as fuck to write, well fuck thats all hope u guys enjoyed it lol i'll probably read this like a million times. late!
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