disneyland here we come! :)

jury duty

i got jury duty today in the morning fuckkkkkkk -______________-

yawppp

so i heard trey songz remix of best i ever had on 106 when i was going to work on friday i didnt hear the whole thing but its pretty good better than the other remixs haha.

Free AMPs!

for all you broke people heres some free 4 pk of amp energy drink hahaha. i saw it on NT earlier but i guess i wanna spread the word. i havent tried it for myself but the posts on NT say its legit so if they say its legit it is haha. i'll probably get some for the road trip to disney with babe :) i cant waitttt. anyways get that freeeeee shit maynn peace!

TH!

the hundreds got a sale going on i didnt even know ahhaa but i copped their belt which i only wanted to get but i decided to get the mouse pad too lol. now i wanna get some clothes like some of the crewnecks and hoodies since its sooo cold in the city man. but im broke so haha fuck it i'll get it later. oh i got some stickers too haha *thumbs up*

Bassy

my dude...in another uniform again haha i really want this guy to be successful. if u guys didnt see through the fire, his documentary, check that shit out.

<3

i miss my girlfriend and baby b soooooooooo much :(

T.O. Show

ayoooo the picture is a little too homo at first i thought it was fake but i looked on the vh1 website and its really the picture for the show hahah. anyways i had a couple days off and i've been able to catch up on tv hahah yeah im THAT bored. but yeah everyone says this show sucks but i think its pretty good it shows the other side of T.O. i had mix feelings about T.O. but he's one hell of a WR especially when he was on the 49ers. catch the show on mondays at 10.

everything doesnt always go the way you want it to

summer is so fucking frustrating i know i havent been blogging for a long time but iono im just bored and frustrated. summer so far is not crackin' by far maybe the worse except for the stuff i do with janice. next week isnt gonna be koo i got jury fucking duty wtf why the fuck would they randomly choose me of all people. i dont even know how any of that shit works if they ask me im just gonna say im racist so they dont continue my duty. i dont even know where that shit is even at man wtf. what else uhhh fucking work wants me to try other departments when i dont want to cuz its pointless i only work part-time mothafuckas. they said if i dont try other departments im not helping the company fuck that then im about to bounce from that place so get ur free movies before i leave. time to go job hunting! oh yeah fucking kaiser man so i got like this patch on my hairline where the hair isnt growing they say its from stress and know that i see i do stress sometimes but fuck iono. so i had a appointment on the 13th just to get a fucking referral like wtf just recommend me to the derm so they can put that steriods shit again and make my hair grow faster. so instead of them calling me to tell me a appointment i had to call them and when i called them they said they only do 2 weeks in advance maybe if they fucking told me earlier i woulda called earlier. so when i called they said my appointment can only be aug 5 or 6 but i was like nah i cant cuz thats when im going disneyland with janice :) so they were like call next week now it takes almost a fucking month just to get a appointment with the derm. i swear im fucking stressing off bullshit man. i dont even have a stress reliever anymore before it was basketball but i hardly play anymore cuz i dont have a ball and no one ever balls up anymore. i cant workout cuz i think thats why i got sick. i think i need a fucking another vacation after me and babes disneyland trip. sorry for ranting or whatever but i had to get it out. i miss janice and baby b :( feel better babe.

Lakers NBA Finals Run

great vid Lakers babyyyyy

Lakers on Jimmy Kemmel

woke up pretty late today hahaha. im bored! babes at work, i start at uhh 5 boooo only if she closed :) anyways heres the Lakers on Jimmy its pretty funny haha especially the 2nd video iono why Ariza was quiet i hope he doesnt leave

thursdays arent the worse days

so yeah uhh me and babe made some dinner today haha she mostly cooked tho im proud of her cooking skills =) check it out



yummy in my tomach! hahaha its uh some pasta, garlic bread, and cherry pepsi! lol im hungry looking at the picture lol k peace! macaroni and grill tomorrow well today since its friday im excited!

sorry if im late but Happy Belated Birthday to 2Pac R.I.P.

oh yeah so 2Pacs mom had a party for 2Pac and look at the cake



reallyyyy tho? wtf kinda cake is that hahahah c'mon maynnnn he deserves better

MVP!

hahahaha Kobe>LBJ, Lakers parade begins in 9 hrs from now im stoked!

Whip Game

sooooo i was browsing on NikeTalk and theres this thread about Sports Athletes Cars and damnnnnnn David Beckhams whip game is on point shittttt this mothafucka used his what 100 million wisely look at this shit



damnnnnnn homie i wish i could "bend it like beckham" hahhahah straight up ballin' right there black on black i like

Nas and Kelis

"Kelis claims estranged hubby Nas has left her high and dry not offering her a penny in the wake of her impending birth and she says she's broke "I have run out of money."
Kelis filed legal papers claiming Nas isn't paying her support, pre-natal expenses -- nothing, even though she claims he is filthy rich.

Kelis is asking the judge to order Nas to pay spousal support, child support, all pregnancy-related expenses, and one-half of all medical expenses after the child is born. She also wants $3,500 for the baby nurse after the child's birth, and $20,000 for strollers, cribs and other baby supplies.

Kelis says, "My survival is based on [Nas'] will at this time. If he does not want to pay for an expense, it does not get paid." The couple was married in 2003. The baby is due this month.

Kelis says she's entitled to maintain the lifestyle to which she became accustomed during their marriage -- they have five homes, fly first class, go to fancy restaurants, and on and on. Most interesting -- "There were many expensive pieces [of jewelry] such as a princess-cut diamond tennis bracelet that was recently appraised for $190,000. My engagement ring is an approximately nine-carat cushion-cut diamond solitaire. I have numerous watches...such as Cartier, Rolex, Frank Muller and Chopard."

Her lawyer, disso-queen Laura Wasser, says in a separate declaration she's asked Nas to ante up some $$$ for Kelis and the unborn baby but he hasn't responded."

damnnn Nas is shady hahaha knocked her up and now aint gonna pay for shitttt lol but how does Kelis have no money tho haha wtf. she asking for 20 g's tho damnnnn. son better pay up or im gonna give him a ear full at rock the bells hahaha c'mon nasssss

Al Roker goin' innnnnnn

dude straight up roasted "Speidi" from the beginnin lol i dont know why these two are famous oh btw that show "im a celebrity get my out of here" is fucking wack

Wheaties!

OMFG i need that wheaties tho bruhhh! who ever gets me that or tells me where i can cop i will love you foreverrrrrr

Summer/NBA 08-09 Champions

lets get it! a year after losing against the Boston Celtics, Kobe and company finally win. im soooooo stoked. all the haters now gotta shhhh. i wish i lived in LA so i could see all the crazyness thats going on. i wanna fly to LA on wednesday n celebrate at the parade i guess im just gonna watch the live feed or something. next year Lakers finna repeat yo!

other thennn the Lakers uhh i guess summer offically started since summer school is gonna start tomorrow haha. im not going summer school cuz all the classes are full and i dont wanna walk in to add a class. i guess im just gonna take hella classes next semester ehh. iono what to do this summer i guess just chill n work. babes taking summer classes over by where she lives so i guess mon-thursdays are gonna be boring as fuck. im probably gonna workout or play basketball haha n poker i bet watch! lol i dont know what i expect from summer tho forreal.....

orgasm in my mouth

carne asada fries tho GINA! SF tac-quera's need this now! lol yummy

slappin' da bacon!

so i got scratched playing basketball on uhh monday i think iono i forgot, but baby had a surprised band-aid for me lol look!

its a damn bacon! haha its cool but it looks hella weird that fatass WOULD give me a bacon band-aid i was expecting a hello kitty one! or a badtz one! haha

oh btw look at this fatso

LOL....oh yeah look! our "princess" pose haha ILY!!!!

russell

look at this fatass hahaha looks like.....

HAHAHHAH

SMH @ the Denver Nuggets owner

so this dude did not think his team will make the Western Conference Finals so he lets WWE schedule their show on the 23rd? i think iono its one of the days where they're in Denver. so now theres a battle between Vince McMahon and the Denver owner hahaha its too funny, but Vince has the right to be mad cuz the denver owner coulda at least believed his team woulda made it deep into the playoffs instead of letting WWE schedule their show when they are gonna play. lol sucks to be the Denver owner oh yeah......

lets get it! go lakeshow (eff off bandwagon fans)

you jerk, i jerk, we all jerk

LOOK! chris brown jerks! hop on that jerkin' hype haha but aye can u jerk? jerkin'! (jerkin' vid coming soon)

drizzy!

haha this video is funny sorry if i keep talking about Drake im tryna hype this mothafucka up when this fools album drops i hope he goes gold....haha, but yeah check the end of the video mothafuckas in chi fighting during this dudes performance. oh yeah LUPE made a apperance in the vid too at the end. lupe n drake on a song do itttt. its like 3 am fuck, lakers play at 12 they better win. alright peace! cuzzz baby you my everything......

SF! haha(inside joke) oh yeah blogspot>tumblr babe lol

yummm

went to BJ last night wait was suppose to be a hr but some couple gave us their ringer haha hella embarrassing tho haha had like two ringers lol wtf anyways look at this fattie hahhaa

fattie! lol jk babe i spoil her with food hahahhaha :)
anyways school is offically done! good shit now all left is finals week shittttt gotta study my ass off. k peace!

slappin' the stash

im back mothafuckas! haha sorry for the long drought i've been busy my bad tho lol. so yeah in my oral comm class we're suppose to do a persuasive speech. its been super boring until this one girl did a speech on..... growing a mustache hahahha wtf is that shit. my mustache game has been ehh lol i dont even like my stash iono how dudes be doing it i'll stick to my little soul patch thingy hahah. any ways whats new uhh nothing haha, lifes good but i dont portray...... til next time i'll keep updating now peace!

you so 2000 and LATE

i havent been posting lately my baddddd i been kinda busy haha anyways check this Roth video haha i think this dude stay high

floooo seats

man i wish i was ballin' those seats look sickkkkk

free KFC for everybodyyyyy

gooooood shit oprah is hooking america up with 2 pieces of grilled chicken, two sides, and a biscuit. haha i already got mines earlier for lunch with jonathan n matt haha. i just found out it doesnt expire til 5-19-09 holy shit good shit oprah i think theres a limit per computer tho like 4 coupons. anyways get your grub on click the link below and no its not a scam(see proof below)

Coupon


seeee told u not a scam hahah right on oprah tho cant wait for my free car haha. oh yeah i dont want oprah haha news just spreads fast like the swine flu lol.

it continues to pour.....

may is sooooo not looking good already. fucking college is pissing me off i really need to step my shit up like forreal forreal. bio is probably the only class im looking good in. i did good in all three of the midterms, my two term papers were koo now all i gotta do is do good on the final and i think i could get a A. astro is sooo not koo haha its like the complete opposite of bio. i had two midterms did okay the first one, not so good on the second one. homework i dont even know haha i havent been getting my hw back. gotta slumber party on the final hahahah. uhh what other classes um oral communication, i dont even know what my grade is in that class. my teacher didnt even pass the speech grade back so yeah, i hardly participate in class haha so yeah fuck. last my statistics class fuck i coulda sworn this class woulda been my easiest chillest class but nahhh its boring as fuck. one day classes are koo if they were fun. i only had one midterm didnt do as well as i thought. my grade is like high C in that class. i missed the last two classes thats like missing 2 weeks of mwf classes fuck man. i got a excel project to do that i dont even know how to do and theres like 4 sections of hw i gotta do by friday FML man. i stay procrastinating, i gotta finish up this semester strong im tryna not be on academic probation next year. oh yeah i added my classes today ENG 214 and Intro Ethnics, not looking forward to sophmore year shittt. sorry for my kinda long rant about college, but i hate college aye! word to asher roth haha. oh yeah happy cinco de mayo, who wants to buy CDP bred 11's sz 9 tho?

when it rains, it pours

today cant get any worse man. lets see woke up at 9:30ish i was late already. slept at like 3 the night before fuck, doing what? PLP hahahahah. but yeah went to my oral comm class i was already running late. i get to class walk in and my teacher hands me two papers and everyones leaving already. i was like what the fuck just happened. i shouldnt even came man fuckkkk. so after we went to the lounge i was super tired basically slept. so i usally move my car after my oral comm class but everytime i go its never marked so today i took a risk. went to boring as Lunds class and did nothing haha. so after that fucking i go to my car and what do u know its marked. i look at my hood i got a ticket fuck my life. AND they just issued it to me too i was late by 19 mins son of a b*tch. now the Lakers lost but fuck they still taking the series they just shot horrible. what else uhh fuckk i needa stop betting on NBA games man fuck. pockets stay getting empty. oh well paydays thursday. c'mon mannnnnn

aye aye aye you dont like....

this was in the ATL, it looks like his performing skills is improving. im still waiting for him to come to the bay. hurry! haha anyways today's a bad day i'll update later. til then enjoy the drizzy video

Lakers vs who???

oh god Lakers play Rockets should be easy again. the only thing i like about this match-up is Kobe vs Artest and Yao vs Pau/Bynum. They'll take it in 5 or 6 games. lets see what other round 2 match-ups are there.... Mavericks vs Nuggets, Nuggets got it iono about Mavs tho i guess their slowly clicking now. oh yeah dont fuckin' bet on NBA games this shit is rigged as fuck. fuck you 76ers, yall basura. i guess u win some and u lose some.

i said you the the best you the the best

soooo for the first time i heard drake on the damn radio. holy shit son is on fire. first that every girl song with young money he's on the 2nd verse. but yeah 3 years holla at my miley cyrus haha. now their playing his best i ever had song on 106 kmel goooood shit. i kinda hate the radio edit tho cuz he goes you the fuckin' best and they edit it and he goes you the the sounds kinda iffy.

anyways besides some drake news, i went to class today got my take home quiz then bounced didnt do shit for like 2 hrs. after went to my bio class n shittttt he graded our midterms. i was scared as fuck cuz i posted that i atomic bombed my midterm. so i grab my midterm and.....BOOM mothafuckas i got a 30/40 i was pretty happy cuz i thought i hiroshima'd my midterm hahah. good shit tho now i gotta get a good grade on the final and i get my A. after bio left someone stalked me! hahah jk babe. alright so on my way dropping jonathan home this one bitchass mothafuckin lady almost crashed into me fuck i wanna kill her man. so i wanted to do a quick paint job but fuck it i just drew it out


pardon my rough draft but yeah clearly i dont have a fucking stop. so car number 2 has to fucking yield but she doesnt she does a fucking rolling stop and im like going 25 i think or iono maybe 30. i see her from afar so i think she gonna stop but she doesnt she fucking zooms and she so lucky i braked. i had like a quick eye to eye contact with that bitch. i shoulda been like nahnahnah hahah. but yeah fuck i hate drivers like that cmon man.
k sorry for my rant after that did some hw. went to eat out cuz my aunties leaving to p.i. tomorrow or well today. now im home doing more hw haha. this is probably the most hw i've done in a day lol. k til next time peace!

Crabtree

dude is looking super fresh in that gold n red suit. i honestly hope this guy succeeds i dont think he'll be rice status but he has potential. im so hyped for the 49ers season. i'll probably catch a game or two next season. anyways Sharks lost wtf man bay area sports FTL c'mon man

see yall in round 2

Lakers could've went 4-0 if d-will didnt hit that damn shot. other then that Jazz didnt really put up a fight against the Lakers. they made their runs but Lakers were able to stop them when they needed to. next up is uhh either Rockets or Blazers. i honestly dont care who the Lakers play next round Rockets cant guard Lakers size even with Yao, Lakers are stacked with Bynum (who still isnt healthy) Gasol and fuckin Odom, he beasting. Blazers cant beat Lakers their just too young, ppl think that just cuz they beat them in the season means they'll beat them in the playoffs. its a different story man Lakers seem more focused in the playoffs. the only team i see giving the Lakers trouble in the west is the Nuggets but other then that they about to make it to the finals. anddd i think the winner out of hawks/heat can eliminate lebronze cuz i like the wade vs lbj matchup or even the josh smith vs lbj. anyways other then that MVP of the first round series goes to..... Shannon Brown who woulda thought this dude would take Farmars mins haha.

hmm besides playoffs lets see i havent been updating lately. i havent really been doing anything special focusing on school n shit. i watched obsessed today with my baby :) it was okay. it was pretty funny hahaha damn lisa. wolverine is coming out this friday shitttt. lets see what else iono.. oh yeah i nuclear bombed my bio midterm on friday



hahahha well iono i didnt get my midterm back i hope i did okay. anyways iono what else i cant think peace!

Sweep

ayo Pistons suck haha. they have officially gone fishin' lol. cmonnnn wade vs lbj in round 2

49ers select.....

Michael Crabtree.....dude is gonna look nice in a 49ers jersey. no lie 49ers just need a QB to throw it to him. step it up Alex Smith

Rawse vs Roth

hahahaha oh shit....

Madden 2010 cover.....

wait for it wait for it......





*BAM* haha



its pretty sick two players nice thats a first.

ayo wtf pharrell

looks like dude got rid of them tats. this guy is crazy haha wtf. look at him before....

i wanna see the after pic of him without the tats he doesnt even have a lot. i wanna see Lil Wayne take his shit out haha. iono why pharrell would take the tats off tho, probably to tat my babys name on his arm hahaha sike! but yeah cmon pharrell wtf are u doing.

2-0

Lakers just won barely this time. Jazz is pretty good like i expected. D-Will is a fuckin' beast. Game 3 is on thursday this time its in Utah shit haha. anyways nothing new with me sorry to all my followers(stalkers! lol jk) theres nothing really to talk about lately. schools starting to piss me off now, iono i just want this shit to be over with but then summer school i think shit man! so yeah uhh what else.....oh yeah!

so last week matt's ass has been thinking of ways to make money haha so this mothafucka came up with making our own clothing brand. so yeah matt was super serious about this shit. now me andy and jonathan are serious too. so first off we needed a name so i came up with "Glory" cuz i heard this line from Wayne "i dont want the glow, i want the glo-ray" i dont think theres any brand called Glory. we have a lot of good concepts but cant seem to get it like on a t-shirt we still need to come up with like a real gameplan for this shit. anyways matt found a way to make our own tees instead of making a company do it for us. we sketched something up real fast threw it on a tee and ironed that shit and this is the outcome......



simple design, where my diamond crew at! lol its for sale size small $15 hahahah. i dont know where this small bussiness is gonna but i just i'll roll with it as long as i dont invest a lot and it doesnt go anywhere.

lets see what else...dont bet on basketball games! i learned the hard way haha, fuck it we in a recession haha. um thats all for now, til next time c'mon man!

the hottest ninja under the sun

fuck its hot wtf man. i looked on my iphone and its gonna be hot tomorrow but its then gonna go back to normal. then on fucking saturday it says its gonna rain haha wtf. so anyways i um finally washed the car today, the sun hooked me up and dried that shit faster. its been a week since i worked out i gotta get back on track soon. i forgot what i was gonna say oh well. i need something COLD right now! sorry for a short entry peace.

too easy

Lakers cruised by the Jazz 113-100. Jazz kept it interesting kinda at the end but they are still a horrible team. this is gonna be a easy first round the seem focused.

Best I Ever Had

Drizzy is killin' it. dude didnt even have to say shit the crowd knew every word haha. son needs to drop that video already. come to the bay already drizzy!

NBA Playoffs!

this video makes me get so hyped it begins on saturday. i remember last year shit man haha. watching Lakers vs Celtics at someones house every game lol. Lakers are taking it this year if not imma go crazy and be depressed again :( haha. they have ariza and bynum healthy this year so i think their chances are higher this year. the only thing that worries me is LBJ shit man. refs stay on his nuts i dont want Lakers to play the Cavs in the finals even tho it will be a good storyline Kobe vs LBJ.

anyways my 1st Round Predictions:
Lakers vs Jazz
Lakers in 5 too easyyyy

Nuggets vs Hornets
Nuggets in 7. CP wont do shit against billups

Spurs vs Mavs
Spurs, in 6 even tho their old they still got it

Blazers vs Rockets
ehh uh Rockets in 6

west is real hard iono anyone can pull upsets besides the garbage jazz haha

Cavs vs Pistons
i want Pistons to eliminate them but Cavs in 5

Celtics vs Bulls
no KG should be a good matchup Celtics in 6

Magic vs 76ers
my upset pick 76ers in 6 or 7, i have no faith in magic

Hawks vs Heat
Heat in 6 cuz i wanna see Wade vs LBJ in the next round

Drizzy's first radio interview

son has finally hit the mainstream. his first interview was with Hot97 talk about doing it big. i've been a Drake fan for a while its nice to see him get some shine, but dude is still humble which is good. cant wait for him to drop a album. MTV's blowin' up Asher Roth like crazy right now. future of hip hop is Cudi, Roth, and Drizzy im tellin' yall watch out for them. heres the link to his radio interview.

Drake's first radio interview

Lakers Basketball!

Lakers kick off their playoff run against the Utah Jazz. Jazz about to get their ass whooped. Last year it was the Nuggets in the first round now its gonna be the Jazz. i hope this series is as crazy as last years 2nd round series. Kobe straight up beasted on them last years playoffs. Lakers vs Celtics/Cavs lets get hyped! i remember last yr i said that if Lakers face Celtics i was gonna watch their game, that didnt happen. this year i wanna go if they make the finals.

Flying out the Window

fuckkk so be prepared to laugh your ass off. i wake my ass up head to astro class then...man fuck all that so we're doing our term paper at andys house then my sister calls me and tells me that my window was wide open in my room. she told me she thought i jumped out...ahahahhaha wtf. so yeah she tells me that she closes it im like alright koo. so i fucking get home and i was prepared to see what disaster this tornado did to my room. i open my door and fucking my curtain is gone like wtf that shit flew out of the window. then my room was cold as fuck. i look at my bed and theres some fucking like leaves shit on my bed. fuck my room got fucked up good shit windy ass weather. hot all week my ass.

kobeeee

good shit espn is gonna air spike lees documentary of kobe. catch it on may 16. peacee

could’ve been anywhere in the world but you’re here with me, that’s good for my egooo ha ha

damn kanye west's verse in that Beyonce - Ego remix is stuck in my head. anywaysss hmm where to start. my weekend was kooo as the winter breeze yo haha. anyways friday i had work, i was stuck on 3rd those fuckers. i was thirsty so i kept getting drinks :) hahahaha. after watched observe and report hella funny i was gonna give a review but fuck it watch that shit. "sup mothafucka hows your dick? hanging low?" hahaha. on saturday went to the city with my babyyy. we ate at cheescake factory haha yummy. after babe went to work and i went to hokkaido for jonathans shit. good shit reunite with 214 girl hahaha. how u gonna go to a buffet with ur parents and chill with your friends most of the time haha wtf. it was pretty good, i jacked me a dim sum before we left lol good shit. after we went to jonathans house for some poker. so i walked in with nooo money at all i had to make cris spot me. i ended up leaving with like $30 not that much but its food/gas money haha. then easter sunday my mom cooked so we ate some fuckin' fried rice, lumpia, ham, spare ribs, macaroni salad, and some other shit. then later at 6 i had work kinda boring but oh well. oh yeah and there were no girl on floor the whole fuckin' day wtf kinda shit is that. womans restrooms were basically fucked the whole day. thats not our fault tho we need better girls on floor that will actually show up.
anyways my bad i dont have pictures for my blog i needa step my picture game up. also i been lazy to post lately too, i'll pick it up tho dont worry. take it easy peace!

no title today for this entry cuz i cant think of one lol. anyways i told myself i was gonna sleep at like 12 today now its 1 and im bored as fuckkk. im eating, blogging, watching tv, and facebooking hahah yup i joined that shit fuck! i know i wrote a entry saying i wasnt gonna make one but iono. i was working out then i went on my comp and made one lol hella random. so yeah find me and add me! i know forsure forsure im not getting into that twitter hype but i do wanna read diddys shit haha. facebook made me stop working out haha i wanna change like my whole sleeping schedule and all of that next year. i wanna sleep early, wake up, workout, then start my day. i dont think its possible tho haha cuz i always sleep late i dont think i slept early since middle school. since my workout got fucked up i'll call it a rest day, but that means i gotta workout fri, sat, and sunday. i dont think i can tho cuz i got school then work on friday then cheesecake factory with my baby :) on saturday and jonathans shit after if i get my work schedule fixed then sunday is easter sunday and im gonna try and go to church lol. today was koo, i had my midterm for astro shitttt at first i thought i bombed that shit but i review my answers and i think i did okay. after i went to get my cut and baby tagged along haha. it was dead for the first time i basically walked in and got my cut then left. after went to get my schedule and paychecks werent out again fuck their lives. after went shopping with my babe. lastly went to my boring ass statistics class. im confused as fuck in that class. i went sleep most of the time, i was fainting that in class haha. k im gonna rest my eyes....LIKE A BOSS hahaha

Making the Band cont...

hahahah fuck man this shit is too funny, if u guys missed it again there should be a re-run at 11pm. its still going on but the first 30 mins is too funny. this dude rob called que aubrey hahaha what the fuckkk. que has fought with all the members except mike. i think rajon rondo lookalike dawn brainwashed his ass haha.

like a boss

fuck i needa stop posting vids lol. i dont want this to be like every other blog with youtube vids. anyways this vid is dumb as fuck hahaha

he's back.....

yup eminem is back this video reminds me a lot like his slim shady video haha so many funny shit. this that type of music where u need the music video in order to listen to the song haha. anyways i should be studying for my astro midterm, also pay day is tomorrow which means i gotta get a haircut haha fuck k late.

SF Giants Season has Officially started..

it's 4-2 Giants right now, i really really think their gonna be good this year they just need their bats to come alive. i think they can win the west eff the dodgers haha.

who's chi city?

hahhaha another funny video

stank that

hahahha so i promised to myself i wasnt gonna post this shit up cuz its embarrassing, let me tell u the story real quick. so when i first heard this song i was like wtf then i saw that there was some kinda dance for this shit. i searched it up and i saw soulja boy doing the stanky leg hahha it was tooo funny he got his jeans saggin' super low and he just looked hella funny. so i was messin' around on our last day in socal and then they were like if u lose in jenga u gotta do the stanky leg. i fuckin' lost and they made me do it, it was suppose to be a response to soulja boys hahah



now i wanna learn how to do the shes fine dance and the jerkin' haha you're a jerk....i know haha fuck its stuck in my head.

Making the Band

if you didnt watch the last episode making the band...haha your missing out. this dude Que is the biggest bitchassness foo i ever seen. he stays causing drama lol oh well he is making some good television. the next episode is gonna be funny too dont forget or else you'll miss it. in other news good shit Belle155 giving NikeTalk some television time haha

Fast & Furious

good movie, it wasnt as hyped as i thought it would be cuz shit everyone from the 1st fast&furious is back. so uhh iono there wasnt a lot of racing but it was still kool. i give it a 7.5 c'mon now outta 10. if your a fan of the series u def needa check it out just because if not eh watch it if u want lol. wayy too many people reeving their engines and tryna race in the parking lot haha. after me matt jonathana and skanky jessica haha jk went to Dennys cuz we were hungry as fuck. i got some potatoe chip nachos hahah it was ehh. our waiter, Steve, was hella koo tho at first i was like good shit good shit cuz he gave us our utensils. he started becoming hella koo and funny hahaa so we had to tip that foo. goood shit haha, i like that he kinda likes his job even tho it isnt fun and it doesnt pay that good. i wish i could like my job.... hahah. k late.

"shes fine"

so i wasnt gonna post a entry for a while so everyone can read my spring break story but fuck haha i know im kinda late but this shit is pretty funny....oh btw Halle Berry is still fine



im about to get my shes fine dance on soon lol

what happens in LA stays in LA....

sikee! heres my version of my spring break in LA with Andy, Cris, Jonathan, and Matt, im gonna make this as detailed and funny as possible oh heres matts version if u wanna read http://truelifeofchu.blogspot.com/2009/03/im-back-back-from-from-la-la.html

DAY 1: F Our Lives
alright so our flight was at 7 am we were all tired as fuck i was left with the solo seat with the window. i was able to get a picture of the city here look
nice right? so we landed on santa ana i have no idea still where the hell that shit is at lol. we waited for jons auntie to pick us up then she brang us to her house so we can drop our bags off. they got this slot machine in their damn house haha so we started playing testing our luck and i stepped up and what do u know i win like 200 credits haha. so we bounced to this one shopping area so we can get something to eat, alllll the places were closed it was like 10 am in the morning haha. we went to uhh rubios and this one mothafucka kept asking how we were doing and if he can help us i just wanted to say stfu to that dude. the only place open was.... subway haha wtf. then jonathan saw a pinkberry and was like "ohhhh a pinkberry!" hahai thought he seen a celebrity at first. oh yeah i seen this one movie theatre haha here look its a picture at night tho


after eating some food jons auntie brang us around Laguna Beach to look at the beaches



nice i know we were just chilling enjoying the scenery. i look behind me and this dude andy misses SF already he was sitting all lonely by the sandbox by the fuckin' sandbox wth is wrong with this dude haha AND he was wearing his damn SF jacket when its hot as fuck lol.



we stayed there for like 1 min hahaha then we left i was like wtf is going on haha. on the car ride to iono where jonathans lil cousin started being a little cry baby wouldnt stop crying probably cuz he's too confused(see matts blog) haha. we stopped by another beach or iono if it was the same beach cuz his auntie had to feed the little cry baby haha.

nice right? not really tho we saw our first crackhead beach bums! haha jon and cris were being crazy mothafuckas and went all the way to the water haha

while me matt n andy chilled by the crackheads lol. i didnt get picture of it but andys dumbass when on some sand mixed with some water like some mud shit and he almost ate the beach water


after that it was like noonish and jonathans uncle hooked us up with hotel room. andys reaction was the funniest. he was like wtfff kinda hotel room haha i guess he expected some super suite type of shit. we were chillin in the room then we get a knock on the door and it was jonathans auntie again she gave us some bad news that we're not getting a rental car. we started being depressed boys. we started coming up with back up plans but they were all horrible. it was sooo bad it was worth a post of fmylife.com haha. so with no car in some place in orange county we were SOL. we didnt have no car and we were hungry as FUCK! we started walking towards some furniture shit and we noticed we went the wrong way fuck our lives man. so we walked back the other way back towards the hotel we seen this luggage thingy haha so we decided to have a little fun



we continued walking and we looked around and we were the only people walking everyone else was either driving or riding a bike. we looked like a bunch of idiots haha. so we go to mcdonalds (my lent got fucked lol) and we buy hella shit cuz we didnt walk no 10 mins to buy some apple pie or something. after we walked back headed back and chilled at hotel til jonathans uncle came to pick us up. this is how bored we were.....

dieing boy andy lol

random picture taking boy jonathan haha

so we got picked up by jonathans uncle and we went to D&B's goood shittt. we played a bunch of games mostly the basketball shootout game cuz we wanted to see who can stroke it more pause hahaha. apparently stroking andy got the most lol. there was this one bowling game where u spin the bowling ball it was funny as hell when cris did it then jonathan did it check the actions pictures haha.



so before we left i had to waste some of my points so i played this one slot machine kinda game where u gotta press the button iono i cant describe it but the jackpot was 777. i got my first 7 and i was alright this is easy. i some how got my 2nd 7 by pure luck i dont even know how i got it. so i had to get another 7 and this was the result....
good shit i dont even know how i got the last 7 it was spinning like crazy haha. i won us a bunch of candy for tonight haha. after that we got some good news from jons uncle that we were gonna get a rental car we were stoked that we didnt have to walk or call a cab haha. andy was still feeling a bit down cuz the hotel tv didnt have component plugs for the Xbox 360 haha. so we went to this SUPER target and when we got there andy got played it was closed already haha. we were like fuck there aint shit to do in the hotel so we went to this supermarket called Ralphs and got us some goose, coronas, and some cards. it was still kinda boring but we were feeling buzzed and i think andy was too buzzed he was imagining the cards moving or some shit haha. then cris was rolling around on the bed like a rolly polly. we seen some dude crying on tv it reminded us of jonathans cousin crying haha. day 1 was coming to a end, the hotel hooked us up with another bed, but somehow i fucking ended up sleeping on this couch chair but i couldnt really sleep iono why hahaha.

Day 2: Universal!
after our up and down first day i woke up with some mothafucka hitting me with a pillow haha. jonathan and cris went to get the rental car and when they came back like a hr and half later we left only to see our red impala.....with bird shit on it already hahaha matt took a picture too lol
and our chauffeur today was jonathan while cris navigated him. the back was where the party was at i couldnt stop laughing back there. this was our damn seating arrangement every damn day these fools didnt wanna switch that shit up i had to sit in the middle all the time.
anyways the drive to universal was fuckin' long as hell. so i started falling alseep and then i felt some weird shit like andy was tryna nudge me to tell me something. i would look at that fool and he would be sleeping and i would be like wtf. it was the creepiest shit ever. so we started talking about it and we came to conclusion that andy fails to sleep so his body reacts and twitchs hahahaha. we even made a phrase just for andy the Faint That we posted it on urban dictionary too click it lol. but yeah this dude fainted that like a million times. we finally got to universal parked at curious george haha then we hit up the city walk.

we saw this big ass guitar so we had to take a picture haha

we rode a bunch of rides i cant remember all of them. andy again went to show off why hes stroking and won some dolls hahaha. we then went on that famous universal tour heres some vid nothing too special

then we had to go back up the long ass escalator ever
cris was like lets go back down

andy and matt were like hell nah and ignored him
so cris went on his iPhone to find out how long this escalator is gonna take hahaha

then i complained cuz i was thirsty haha

then i fell alseep cuz it was sooo damn long.
after we rode one more ride and then we left but before we left we wanted to see andy eat it so they had this bull riding shit. we all chipped in so we can see andy do so that foo signed his death papers haha im surprised he didnt flake good shit andy.

and heres the video hahah


oh yeah when we left i seen james brown i think thats suppose to be him haha or michael jackson or something on a damn bull i was like wtf random shit again hahaha
lasty we took some pics with the spinning globe and the universal sign. were all in the pic too!

while driving back a bunch of funny shit happened lol. lets see where to start haha andy was fainting in the back like always. the damn GPS took us around the freeway and we were basically driving the streets back to our hotel. we were all hungry as fuck it felt like lance lunds class lol. so we stopped by el pollo loco haha got us some food and headed back to the hotel. the randomist funniest shit happened on our way back, cris was talking on the phone then he lowered the volume of the radio, jonathan wanted to slap da bass so he put the volume back up then cris lowered it again then jonathan slapped da bass again haha it happened so fast it was funny as fuck. then we heard the damn same songs on the radio especially that song by akon and fat joe called "one" fuck its annoying. then live your life played and i asked andy why rihanna says to live your life instead of chasing that paper, but in the song she says shes living her life chasing that paper. i dont get wtf shes tryna say in the song lol. matt said she confused girl and its probably by chris brown went crazy cuz he was getting confused hahaha. random shit ever lol. andy kept singing his neyo-mad song not even knowing the words so he was mumbling. we went back to the hotel ate our el pollo loco, andys dumbass didnt know how to make it and all his salsa was leaking like a mothafucka. cris and jonathan went on the computers so it was me matt n andy in the hotel room iono if we were still sober but more funny shit was happening, andy was all hugging tito(his doll) then he wanted more coronas but he said he wanted more "corollas" haha it was too funny i know there was more funny shit but i cant remember haha.

Day 3: Disneylalaland
we were scheduled to wake up around 9 and leave to go to Disneyland, but no mothafucka woke up i even put my alarm we woke up around 1030 i think. we left the hotel around 12 got some Del Taco and bounced haha. we arrived it was HOT, like hot hot and me jonathan n matt were wearing black eff our lives. sooo we go get our tickets and we find out that we were suppose to get our tickets from some shuttle shit but we didnt take no damn shuttle to disneyland. we call some dude that works with the shuttle he said to wait by the ABC or some shit haha so we can get our tickets. so chill by the California letters take a couple pics....

L is for Los

A for Angeles or...

A is for AYE! wheres the guy with our tickets! lol cris couldnt take a pic with the C cuz there was too many hoggers fuck em. dude came gave us our tickets. first thing we see is some High School Musical shit hahha. we walked around looking for some rides they were packed, i was like wtf how is is packed on a damn Wednesday wtf. we didnt take a lot of pics at disneyland cuz it was wack! i'll just describe everything haha. so we wanted to go on that one ride where u do the loop on mickey mouses head but we lined up for the wrong fucking ride. we were going on this potato head ride, the line was long as hell we finally figured out that we were in the wrong line so we bounced. we were able to ride like 2 rides i think iono i dont remember. we got a bunch of souvenirs then we left cuz we could be spending our time somewhere else in LA. we then hit up this one street which is exactly like Haight like a bunch of clothing stores. i didnt even know LA had a Huf store but yeah we went there Supreme some other stores sorry my memory is a bit rusty. we mainly went here to go to Flight Club before u see the pics let me tell u how it went down all of us were like in heaven every shoe you wanted was in this store too bad the prices were at rape prices. if i had money i would cop every shoe in the store.
we didnt really buy shit cuz our pockets were already empty haha so we headed back to chill with jonathans uncle. matt and andy were both dieing on the ride back. matt was thirsty as hell and andy had to use the bathroom hahaha. traffic slowed us down, but we got back to orange county. jonathans uncle took us out to eat so we went to carrows it was like a dennys type of restaurant. some funny shit happened in the restaurant first we got our food and andy was grabbing everyones fries then he was interrupting the conversation by asking jons uncle if he was gonna drink his drink hahaha random boy andy. also hahaha fuck iono if i should put this in but lol all i gotta say is "he probably play with dildos shit iono" hahaha the story is too long and hard to explain haha. oh yeah and when we were paying the lady asked jonathan if he was a DJ cuz he shirt said DJ AM shes so fucking dumb. she was like DJ Jam hahah wtf shes on crack, she didnt even know who he was fuck her life. we were gonna hit up the go kart racing but it was too late so we were like fuck it get more drinks haha. we got some orange flavored patron then we got the Xbox 360 to work on our last night in LA haha. we started playing games for shots cris, andy, n matt got fucked up hahah. i busted out my magic trick and got these mothafuckas to take more shots haha. the day ended early well not really like 2 am. i put my earphones on and K.O'ed

Day 4: Byeee LA
i woke up and everyone looked pretty fucked up haha matt was really fucked up hahaha. we had to check out the hotel by 12 noon so we packed our shit and left pretty early
this is matt with his new friend tito haha matt was pretty fucked up still from the night before, but the gatorade hooked him up. our plan for the last day was to go go-karting then hit up the mall and then relax before our flight. we went to the K-1 Go-Kart but it was still closed so we went to the mall, we mostly did window shopping haha. look! its hello kitty :) haha jonathan is lucky he wasnt in the pic he was doing a lot of window shopping at this store haha

the mall was dead and wack so we left so we can go go-karting
we went back and it was dead as fuck at K1
their go-karts are fast as fuckk at first it was slow cuz they didnt turn it on but when they turened it on i hit the gas and that shit went zoomin' i was like oh shit on the first turn of the first race i spun out haha fuck that shit is fast. i think on the 2nd race i was doing a turn i tried drifting that shit but iono what happened but i crashed into the barricades hahaha they turned off the go-karts and all i could see was all the workers running towards me lifting the barricades up. lol i got pretty paranoid after that so i drove safe two hands on the wheel. after we were feeling hungry so we went to this one spot that jonathans uncle told us to go it was called Jersey Mikes. their sandwichs are crack to bad it cost like $10 bucks shitttt haha.
after Jersey Mikes we seen this one crazy ass accident some dude fucked his beamer up idiot. we went back to super target andy scammed them real quick then jonathan went to pink berry got his frozen yogurt haha

after we went to jonathans uncles house. andy and jonathan returned the rental car. me cris n matt played some jenga watched some tv. after we shot some hoops watched the Lakers game then we zooooom'd back to SF. so basically that was my spring break trip to LA even tho we spent a whole bunch of cash maney i think it was worth it i would do it all over again. this entry took long as fuck to write, well fuck thats all hope u guys enjoyed it lol i'll probably read this like a million times. late!